About Me

Greetings, digital wanderer! I'm just a humble developer who enjoys creating things that make people smile (or at least raise an eyebrow).

When I'm not coding, you can find me:

• Playing with my cat (who is definitely not plotting world domination)
• Drinking coffee (my code runs on caffeine)
• Pretending to understand quantum physics

Projects

Here are some of my creations:

• Blackjack Trainer - Learn to count cards (legally!)
• Coming soon: A project that will blow your mind (or at least make it tingle)
• Secret project #42 (classified)

Contact

Want to chat? Here's how to reach me:

• Email: contact@zero-zero-nine.com
• Twitter: @zero_zero_nine
• Carrier Pigeon: *coo coo*

Secret Page

You found the secret page! Here's your reward:

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Now you know the secret: I'm actually a cat in a human suit.